February 2012
what-the-helen:
ianisourqueen:
People I would rather have as president than Rick Santorum.
Voldemort
Sauron
Lex Luthor
Cthulhu
Sephiroth
The Joker
Kira
Julie Plec
Stephenie Meyer
Maleficent
Aqua Man
Elena Gilbert
ELENA GILBERT AHAHA
Parent's logic.
-Eating food-
Parents: Y U SO FAT!?
-Tries to eat less-
Parents: Y U STARVING YOURSELF!?
-Goes out-
Parents: Y U GO OUT SO MUCH!?
-Stays home all day-
Parents: Y U SO LAZY!?
-Dresses nice-
Parents: Y U DRESS SO NICE, HAVE GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND!?
-Dresses comfortable-
Parents: Y U DRESS LIKE A HOBO!?
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When a situation morphs into a monster beyond recognition, all one can do is wonder what happened.
f-e-r-n-a-n-d-o:
To be quite frank, the academic realm is cruel. You gather hundreds of individuals, put them in one place, claim you want to “educate them” yet it’s all just a competition. Those who succeed, move forward; those who can’t do the work, fall behind and get stepped on. And as you proceed onward, the bottleneck becomes thinner and thinner. It’s all a sick game to expose the excess...
How long do animals live?
did-you-kno:
afgh4n:
Honesty is a very expensive gift.. don’t expect it from cheap people.
fuckyeahpreetsabawsss asked: All the odd numbers!
“You understood that death doesn’t hurt the dead, it only hurts the living.”
– Mahmoud Darwish (via thepalestineyoudontknow)
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
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what is happening?
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You’re so annoying. Leave me alone.
Led Zeppelin: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) (stupid, stupid)
The problem with Asian parents and relationships
amouremeline:
They always think of the bad side to the relationship. They’ll always think your boyfriend/girlfriend will bring your grades down, turn you into a bad person, or marry and get you pregnant if you’re a girl. That’s annoying. What they don’t think about is the good side. The possibility that that boyfriend or girlfriend will make you a better person, get your grades up cuz you’re...
White people: I wear Native American war bonnets and face paint because I have a deep appreciation of Native American culture.
Native Americans: Hey, could you stop doing that? It's harmful to us.
White people: Nah, I respect your culture too much to listen to what you have to say about it.
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“Didn’t you think you’d have it all more figured out by now?”
Of course. By the second semester of senior year, I was supposed to have gotten a 2400 on my SAT, into either Stanford or Harvard, and accumulated thousands of community service hours.
What a joke.
It sucks to grow up and realize that you could have accomplished all those goals you set for yourself. But you...